About Us

Shane Clarke Torrance is a 35-year-old admin assistant who enjoys football, baking and stealing candy from babies. He is entertaining and gentle, but can also be very selfish and a bit disloyal.

He is addicted to strawberry bonbons, something which his friend Nico Louisa Hunt pointed out when he was 16. The problem intensified in 2004. Shane has lost two jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: local activist and golf caddy.

He is a Dutch Jedi who defines himself as pansexual. He has a post-graduate degree in business studies. He is allergic to wasps.

Physically, Shane is in pretty good shape. He is average-height with dark chocolate skin, grey hair and black eyes. He has a birthmark on his neck.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. His father left when he was young, leaving him with his mother, who was an addict.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a plumber called Billy Chris Paterson, who was the same age as him. They broke up because Shane never pulled his weigth around the house.

Shane’s best friend is an admin assistant called Nico Hunt. They are inseparable. He also hangs around with Gemma Sullivan and Albert Evans. They enjoy extreme ironing together.